The Day of the Triffids

If plants did end up becoming sentient and murderous like they did in "Triffids".... I am totally going to be the first to die.

I just drowned my plants and its surrounding areas! I really don't know why I can take such a simple task of watering plants and fail so many times.

I'm getting plastic plants in the future. Plastic Cactus plants. Just in case.