My Ignorancce

Discovering my ignorance in World Geography, I have decided that this summer I will attempt to educate myself so I will be more aware globally. At this time I'm also itching to read on some mass conquering figures of the past world like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan so that hopefully I would learn about the past and the present.

I also want a World Map so that every time I find myself ignorant of a place or unable to geographically locate something I can whip out my gigantic world map, spread it on the table a la pirate/conquering figure style and search through it wildly like I'm on a quest. I feel as if this will help me learn much better and there will be a greater sense of drama and suspense as I discover new places.

Arr!

Storybook Tales

I want to be a heroine in my own novel. Not a side-bit character.

Tim Burton

Went to the Tim Burton exhibition last Sunday. Superb! Love him! Love his art more than his films actually, and his quirky poems.

I couldn't help myself at the gift shop, I had to buy a Tim Burton figurine, and I think it's cute and cupcake looking. I want to EAT it.

Life isn't easy
For the Pin Cushion Queen
When she sits on her throne
Pins push through her spleen.

by: Tim Burton

I want this for lunch, SO BAD

But then I think about how someone had to have shaped that with their hands.

 ehhhh... I'll probably still eat it. Lunch challenge of the summer!!!

I have to go to work tomorrow. *cries*

And I only pretended to work on my assignments today. Now I'll be wasting a day AND a half. This is bad. :(

Bleep Bleep Bloop Bloop.

I want to be robotized. 

Story on a Post-it Note

So I did something that I thought only happened in dramas...

Recently in ASL (American Sign Language) class we've been learning how to describe people with signs. Our professor likes to put up pictures from magazines and have us describe them. There was one photo he put up with two baseball players where one man was kissing the other on the forehead. I suppose that picture stuck with me because on the bus later I fell asleep and had a dream where I was platonically kissing people on the forehead. I woke up halfway through my dream to find myself pursing my lips in a kiss to no one in particular. Upon realization I quickly stopped.

But Boy, was that awkward.